A candid request

Most lawyers have asked for an extension or continuance at some point, if not many points, in their legal careers.  Legitimate reasons for the request abound. 

But few such requests are quite so blunt in their honesty as a request to reschedule oral argument filed in a bankruptcy court in the Sixth Circuit. That request stated:

Comes now the Appellant, by counsel, and moves the Court to reschedule the Oral Argument currently scheduled for August 1, 2007. The grounds for this motion are that undersigned counsel will be out of town in Oregon, on a 350-mile bicycle trip from July 30 through August 4, 2007, for no other reason than to please his wife. Counsel assures this panel that Oral Argument would be more enjoyable than the aforementioned bike trip.

No word on whether the request was granted.  

Not that I am suspicious or anything, but speaking as a wife, I kind of wonder whether counsel was hoping it would be denied.  “But honey, I can’t help it. I asked, but the Court just won’t let me move the date of the argument....”

Hat Tip to The New Legal Writer and Legal Antics

Legal services a real prize

Marketing is always an issue for law firms.  When it comes to advertising, it can be hard to walk the line between an effective approach and an offensive one, as a few attorneys around town have heard.

Apparently not an issue for Charleston, W.Va. attorney Rusty Webb, who is participating as the “responsible attorney” in Valentine's Day giveaway sponsored by WKLC-FM, Rock 105 The prize? 

A free divorce.

 

Hat tip to Law.com

 

Law clerks beware: that interview may be bogus

Occasionally, I hear of antics that are a depressing reminder that truth is, indeed, stranger than fiction.  Too often, the most fantastic, outrageous fiction plot pales in comparison to sordid reality. 

Take, for example the recent disbarments of a pair of Massachusetts attorneys, who went to truly extraordinary lengths to find evidence of bias by a trial court judge. See the decisions In the Matter of Kevin P. Curry, No. SJC-09904 (Mass.), In the Matter of Gary C. Crossen, No. SJC-09905 (Mass.)here and here

The attorneys were convinced that the trial judge in certain stock transfer and shareholder derivative actions was biased in favor of one family of shareholders. This belief appears to have been based, at least in part, on the opinion that the judge was “too dumb” to have written the decision personally, a conclusion they shared with their clients.  

Now - let me stop here and point out that there are, in this world, no doubt many judges who are less skilled at writing and analysis than their clerks or staff counsel. That might suggest the judge is lucky; it does not suggest the judge is corrupt.

However, certain of wrongdoing, these attorneys sought out proof. Among various efforts to dig up dirt, they engaged in an elaborate scheme to convince the trial judge’s clerk that he was being considered for a lucrative position as in-house counsel of a fictitious corporation. The clerk was flown to interviews with private investigators - and the attorneys themselves- masquerading as headhunters, at which interviews – surreptitiously tape recorded—he purportedly made statements suggesting the judge was predisposed to find in favor of the plaintiffs in the case. Note, however, that the statements were rather equivocal at first, so the attorneys “tried to browbeat the law clerk into confirming in sworn testimony their own suspicions.”  Disciplinary counsel called the conduct “border[ing] on outright extortion.” The Massachusetts Supreme Court held that this was not an overstatement.

Remarkably, Crossen argued that “the sanction of disbarment is markedly disparate from sanctions for similar conduct.” The Court’s response is no surprise:

That there is no blueprint in our prior cases for the facts of this proceeding should come as no surprise, reflecting the unusual scope of the misconduct. The sanction of disbarment we impose is appropriate to ensure that the law clerk episode (or anything like it) remains sui generis.

Now seriously – could any writer of legal thrillers have conceived of this little episode?

Hat tip to Law.com

Salaries, perks, and bad times

 

In How to Choose a Firm (The Magic Number) Wild, Wild Law has posted a comparison of hourly pay at local law firms, using a formula based on the published starting associate salaries and minimum billing expectation. It’s an interesting comparison, showing a range of $37  to $71 per hour. 

Without info about bonuses, the dollar amount isn’t really accurate.  But the range of 1800 to 2160 expected billable hours probably gives a clue about lifestyles at the various firms.  Those who focus primarily on dollars and perks need to look at the fine print, as noted in Law Firm Perks Are Nice, but What's the Catch?

Wild, Wild’s comparison shows the increasing number of local firms that have pushed their starting salaries closer to the mid six figures resulting from salary wars from the national’s biggest firms last year.   It makes me wonder - have any local firms adopted another trend – in house career counseling?

As Law.com reports in Sometimes Law Firm's Counselors Advise Getting Out, a few firms have placed a career counselor on staff.   The idea behind this is to help with associates with career development, such as building their practice or finding their niche. However, as the headline indicates, sometimes the advice helps the associate just get out of an unhappy situation.

Career advice may be a good idea, especially for firms with unnaturally bloated salaries. For example, the number two firm on Wild, Wild’s list has frozen the salaries of its staff, as Wild, Wild reported in Support staff feeling the (economic) burn).

 Too many headlines from the past weeks have announced the effects on law firms of the slow down in the economy. Here’s a small sampling:

Associate layoffs start in the US

Thacher Proffitt Warns of Associate Layoffs

Greenberg Traurig's CEO Announces Plan to Freeze Some Salaries

Of course, the warning came long ago –  With Dip in Economy, Are Associate Layoffs on the Horizon?

Plagiarism Prevents Applicant from Sitting for Georgia Bar

The Georgia Supreme Court yesterday upheld the decision of Georgia's "Board to Determine Fitness for Bar Applicants" to refuse to permit an applicant to sit for the bar exam.  See decision, In the Matter of Wilie Jay White.  The reason for the denial was White's lack of candor regarding an incident of plagiarism in his 2d year of law school.  

According to the court, White  "submitted a paper at the end of his second year of law school that was a virtually verbatim reproduction of sections of five previously published sources, none of which was cited in the paper. The Board gave White multiple opportunities to provide a fuller and more convincing explanation for his conduct, but he declined to do so. "

Note that it was not the plagiarism itself that led to the Board's decision, but instead, the applicant's failure to accept responsibility for the action.  In other words, absolution is possible, if a penitent attitude is shown.

 Hat tip to Legal Writing Prof Blog, who tipped the hat to the Legal Profession Blog,

Legal Research Theater

The frustration of legal research (or is it the joy of quality on-line research?) was the subject of two short films recently.

Westlaw urges stress toy abuse prevention

Legal Research – The Movie

Westlaw gets more points for laughs.   The student film actually reminded me of the student briefs I used to read – just a vague at a times.. But nice score! 

I only wish I could have offered commentary by a pair of robots. 

Hat tips to California Blog of Appeal and Legal Writing Prof Blog

Getting the most out of Internet searches

You can find some good advice on refining Internet searches at lawjobs.com’s post How Lawyers Can Improve Search Results, written by law librarian Tracey R. Rich.

For those interested in l what a company may have said about itself in the past, all sorts of interesting stuff can be found at the Way Back Machine, where websites of the past are archived. This can be a real treasure trove, especially if you are looking for a site that doesn’t seem to exist any more.

Are lawyers really miserable?

A few weeks ago, the London Times ran an article entitled Why are lawyers miserable: want a list?. The article followed a report that found that 25% of British lawyers are miserable in their chosen profession. As the article mentions, we lawyers in the US are even more miserable; 40% of us ay so. Among the reasons suggested are crushing billable hours, and crushed ideals. 

JDBliss picked up on the story it calls depresingly familiar in Why Are So Many Lawyers Unhappy? Five Reasons: (although six reasons are actually given...) and asks if there are any other reasons for lawyer dissatisfaction

Personally, I am much more curious about the 60% who are happy. What makes the satisfied majority so happy being a lawyer? Any thoughts? 

Ask your clients if they blog; advise them not to during trial.

The legal blawgosphere is buzzing with the news of the medical malpractice defendant who blogged during—and about—his trial. Unmasked as “Flea” in the midst of the trial, the case promptly settled the next day for a “substantial” amount. It seems likely Flea’s comments about his testimony practice sessions, and perhaps his less than complimentary comments about the jury, influenced the decision to settle.  The underlying case involved allegations that Flea failed to diagnose a 12 year old’s diabetes; the boy died six weeks later of diabetic ketoacidosis.

Flea’s blog originally focused on pediatric medicine, and even won an award for its content. But once served with the lawsuit, he posted more and more often about the case. One has to wonder – did his lawyers know what he was up to?

The aftermath of the revelation of Flea’s identity was front page news in the Boston Globe today: “Blogger unmasked, court case upended.”  

Here are a few links to other  discussions of Flea and his fate:

For Med-Mal Doc, Blogging Proves Bad Medicine (Law.Com)

Blogging Defendant Blows Defense (Volokh Conspiracy)

A Law Blog First? Defendant Blogs His Own Trial (WSJ Law Blog)

Flea, flea as fast as you can (Legal Antics)